- Baby: h-h...
- Mom: The baby is trying to say his first words!!
- Baby: h-h-h-h
- Parent: Come on say it!!
- Baby: H-h-
- Baby: Hoenn Confirmed
finding out someone’s been talking shit about u
hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned
in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself
and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK
And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’
and I know exactly which fuckin part he was reading lemme tell u
If James and Lily had survived, I am positive that every time Harry got into trouble, there would be a huge betting pool on whether the next howler would be James and Sirius congratulating him or Lily screaming at him and commanding Severus to give him detention for a month. And as the Potter family owl would arrive, everyone would be silently anticipating the results, and at the end you’d see dumbledore discretely handing mcgonagall 10 galleons